Farmingdale, New York

In Long Island, there is a town called Farmingdale. Well guess what? IT'S STUPID! Farmingdale is the most fakest town you will ever come across if your life. Every boy plays a sport, and if you don't you'll be called fat or teased about. Every girl is all stuck up and snobby, wearing all their "rich" clothes. They tend to all act the same and pretend to be something they're not. No body else is their own person here. People tease you for the tiniest flaws in Farmingdale, that you didn't even know you had!

Girl #1: OHMYGOD LOOK HOW BIG THAT GIRLS NOSE IS!
Girl #2: OHMYGOD I KNOW, YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THAT THING! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HER JACKET?
Girl #3: She must be poor. She doesn't belong here in farmingdale, new york...

by I HATE FARMINGDALE SO MUCH :D January 8, 2011

farming implement

the white version to say hoe

That fucking farming implement didn't put out!

by LAURENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN December 25, 2008

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? Coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you...I will not help you to save your sinking Titanic. That's the moral of the fable.

by Sexydimma August 22, 2014

dun farmin'

1. The act of farming, greatly.
2. Can be used for a sexual reference.
3. Usually used in some video/board games. (DotA)

1. The corn came up, lets go dun farmin'.
2. I was dun farmin' last night... With your sister.
3. Bottom and Middle pushed, I'm dun farmin'.

by 1337farmin' March 27, 2009

Famon

Famon, description of the feeling of being without food by a large number of people and for a long time...(months or years).

Not to be confused with famine, which is the wide spread description of agricultural failure or crop failure condition of no food production.

Not to be confused with famished, which describes the feeling of an individual before eating for just a day or two and is just a euphemism for "I am hungry."

There was the feeling of famon throughout the land.
(Persistent hunger for a long time shared by large amounts of people, brings feelings of despair, hopelessness.)

I felt as though Famon had consumed by future.
(Use to describe a future with no satisfaction of living, or being. Only misery.)

by Geekster324324 January 1, 2012

Farming

To go out on and steal things from cars, houses, yards. Something theives do.

He was exhuasted becuase he was out farming last night.

by November May 19, 2005

Fartonomous

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.

My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.

by Miguanto August 20, 2013