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"Communism is the very definition of failure" - Liberty Prime - 2287
by a_nice_guy June 3, 2016
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Failure

One who can never win; one who is in a constant state of fail. Also, Geneva.
Geneva is a perfect example of a failure, because she can never win at shit.
by Xaivair January 14, 2008
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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filert

Teddy: shows much enthusiasm towards a certain female "friend" enjoys swimming. Favorite words include "Party" "woooo" and this speciman also enjoys eating alot. teddy is fat.
teddy is such a filert
by pumpkinface July 15, 2004
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faller

someone who does something crazy and insanly stupid
Brad must be a faller to be riding a snowplow on the ice today, its 60 degrees out. thats wicked dangerous
by yourworstnightemare March 17, 2010
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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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failure

Something that failed.

For a better explanation, google it.
Seriously, go to Google and search for "failure". You'll get a nice laugh, especially if you're a liberal.
by Newbia Leogetti October 1, 2005
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