An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.
by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009
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Dude, don't give Geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it. His profile says he's interested in men, he wrote on Christina's wall about a 'bunghole sniffing' fetish, and he became a fan of 'taking it in the ass'.
by ColstonCreamery June 12, 2010
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Get the Tom-Faced mug.Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.
"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"
by MBS March 11, 2005
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by PaulBaker September 18, 2006
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DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!
by Sea Cow December 10, 2008
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