Fudgey Uterus

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.

Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.

by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010

fudiot

Contraction for "fucking idiot."

"He is such a fudiot for marrying her."

by artgrrrl January 9, 2010

Fudunkler

One who wastes their life on music or the performing arts. These normally include those who major in theater, music, or any derivative there of.

The first usuage of this term originated in Union, NJ where such rampant examples of fudunkling took place.

(Upon spotting a street musician) Once a fudunkler, always a fudunkler.

by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010

Fudnick

Stupid, idiot, fud (vagina),

Paul is acting stupid today he is a fudnick!

by Saul2013 July 18, 2013

Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.

Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!

by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016

warm fudgesicle

When you shove a dildo up your ass, pull it out and lick the dildo clean.

It may seem disturbing to some, but Jason loves to pleasure Lindsey in the ass and enjoy a nice warm fudgesicle for dessert.

by KK Stanky Peach January 14, 2018

fudge jar

A euphemism that describes the willing anal opening of a recipient of some sort of penetration, usually of the gay male variety.

Did you hear about the latest conservative Republican gay sex scandal?

Yeah man, those dudes keep getting caught with their hands in the fudge jar!

by Hecktor Dangus, esq. November 20, 2007