being Finnish

Sitting around without making a word or a face as did you live in a country of ice and darkness.

-What's up with Pekka tonight?

-I have no idea, he's always being Finnish just after new years

by Svensvensven November 20, 2011

Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.

fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

funishment

a pleasurable way of being punished, usually in a sexual way

I enjoyed hours of funishment for getting drunk and coming home with flowers.

by Jessie aka # 1 Stunna January 9, 2009

Finishup

Like a startup business, but one that fails to start. The process of ending a startup.

Joe, how's your new startup business coming?

We couldn't get any VCs to back the idea in the end, so we've turned it into a finishup, and I'm looking for a job.

by rickbrunernyc April 20, 2010

Steel Finisher

To stab a woman during orgasm.

Will: You know Jennifer?

Nick: Yeah, why?

Will: I gave her a steel finisher last night.

by erikoth May 21, 2009

Finnish hammer

#1 : a frozen mackerel

#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone

"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"

"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "

by MikeXse April 2, 2015

Finnish Headbutt

Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area

I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.

by ColtonM02 June 8, 2018