FFAP is a term means when the government gets REALLY HORNY they put up the amber alert
FFAP stands for
Front Lawn
Face Down
Ass up
Pants Down
FFAP stands for
Front Lawn
Face Down
Ass up
Pants Down
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In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".
In any group of girls, there usually a couple of hot ones and a token ugly and/or overweight girl, the D.F.F., who supposedly has the best "personality".
Last night the boyz and me went to the bar and met 4 girls. Tony, Mike, and Rob went home with the 3 hot ones and I got stuck with the fucking D.F.F. Man did I take one for the team!
by Nick D January 16, 2007
Get the D.F.F. mug.Taken from the latin abreviation: F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N., F.F.A, roughly translates to Fit from far away, many years of repetetive use have caused the latin abreviation (of: Fit from far away but up close she nasty) to become obsolete, a shorter version was more appropriate due to the disgruntled half mauled face being within a metre of you. The details of this phrase/word basically entail the sight of a woman from far away who you believe to be 'a bit of a looker', it's not untill they approach you that you can distinguish the pubescent years of acney, blotched fake tan skin, a face that looks like a bag of spanners and that outfit which looked flattering is infact Burberry. To reveal that the most repeated word of use when an F.F.A. is revealed is 'Saggy', tells a story of its own.
When things were so happy in your wonderland of 50-100 feet away, your very own Elysian Fields, when you spot the potential girl of your dream, you are crushed, obliterated and left a mere shell of your former self of 20 seconds ago when you truley see what you were excited about. Many a man has sworn a oath to god after such events, little is known on the emotions they suffer when they see a leggy figure coming over the horizon afterwards.
There are two known symptoms, but neither truley repair the damage.
1) Beer. Amen.
2) Murder. Whether to yourself or the monster. The latter has been branded legal, instead referred to as a "favour to society" (To quote H.R.H The Queen), also known as slaying the demon, from medieval times of Dragon Slaying.
When things were so happy in your wonderland of 50-100 feet away, your very own Elysian Fields, when you spot the potential girl of your dream, you are crushed, obliterated and left a mere shell of your former self of 20 seconds ago when you truley see what you were excited about. Many a man has sworn a oath to god after such events, little is known on the emotions they suffer when they see a leggy figure coming over the horizon afterwards.
There are two known symptoms, but neither truley repair the damage.
1) Beer. Amen.
2) Murder. Whether to yourself or the monster. The latter has been branded legal, instead referred to as a "favour to society" (To quote H.R.H The Queen), also known as slaying the demon, from medieval times of Dragon Slaying.
Frank: Look at that bob, what a beaut...those legs...
Bob: I agree, quite a sculpture.
Frank: That's a nice scar...wait..is that Burberry?
Bob: She's becoming more orange as she approaches...
Frank: No...not again! She's NASTY!
Bob: Oh my god...F.F.F.A....
Frank: Yes..from the latin term of F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N.
Bob: It couldn't be more appropriate right now! Hey look, there's a church!
Frank: I agree, I have also lost the will to perv...
Frank:
Bob: I agree, quite a sculpture.
Frank: That's a nice scar...wait..is that Burberry?
Bob: She's becoming more orange as she approaches...
Frank: No...not again! She's NASTY!
Bob: Oh my god...F.F.F.A....
Frank: Yes..from the latin term of F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N.
Bob: It couldn't be more appropriate right now! Hey look, there's a church!
Frank: I agree, I have also lost the will to perv...
Frank:
by Bay-Hay-Kon December 5, 2005
Get the F.F.F.A. mug.1) Food & Fucking. One of the main reasons men stay in relationships with women they don't particularly like is because of the free food and the free sex.
2) First & Fifteenth, a term, record label and street corner made famous by Chicago's finest, Lupe Fiasco.
2) First & Fifteenth, a term, record label and street corner made famous by Chicago's finest, Lupe Fiasco.
1) Mark: Hey didn't Fogel break up with that bitch? I thought he said he doesn't even like her?
Tony: Yeah he can't really stand her at all, but he's staying in it for the F & F.
2) Just listen to any Lupe song
Tony: Yeah he can't really stand her at all, but he's staying in it for the F & F.
2) Just listen to any Lupe song
by Anthony FreeMason June 7, 2010
Get the F & F mug.Abbreviation used by millenials when requesting nudes. Stands for Full Frontal With Face. Often used on 4chan nude roll / req threads.
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