F.F.F.A.

Taken from the latin abreviation: F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N., F.F.A, roughly translates to Fit from far away, many years of repetetive use have caused the latin abreviation (of: Fit from far away but up close she nasty) to become obsolete, a shorter version was more appropriate due to the disgruntled half mauled face being within a metre of you. The details of this phrase/word basically entail the sight of a woman from far away who you believe to be 'a bit of a looker', it's not untill they approach you that you can distinguish the pubescent years of acney, blotched fake tan skin, a face that looks like a bag of spanners and that outfit which looked flattering is infact Burberry. To reveal that the most repeated word of use when an F.F.A. is revealed is 'Saggy', tells a story of its own.

When things were so happy in your wonderland of 50-100 feet away, your very own Elysian Fields, when you spot the potential girl of your dream, you are crushed, obliterated and left a mere shell of your former self of 20 seconds ago when you truley see what you were excited about. Many a man has sworn a oath to god after such events, little is known on the emotions they suffer when they see a leggy figure coming over the horizon afterwards.

There are two known symptoms, but neither truley repair the damage.

1) Beer. Amen.

2) Murder. Whether to yourself or the monster. The latter has been branded legal, instead referred to as a "favour to society" (To quote H.R.H The Queen), also known as slaying the demon, from medieval times of Dragon Slaying.

Frank: Look at that bob, what a beaut...those legs...

Bob: I agree, quite a sculpture.

Frank: That's a nice scar...wait..is that Burberry?

Bob: She's becoming more orange as she approaches...

Frank: No...not again! She's NASTY!

Bob: Oh my god...F.F.F.A....

Frank: Yes..from the latin term of F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N.

Bob: It couldn't be more appropriate right now! Hey look, there's a church!

Frank: I agree, I have also lost the will to perv...

Frank:

by Bay-Hay-Kon December 5, 2005

H.F.F.A.

Hot From Far Away. Taken from the TV show Scrubs.

MAN1: OMFG that chick has a nice badonkadonk
MAN2: dude, H.F.F.A.!
Man1: oh wow Man2 you totally saved me from making a total idiot of my self. id hug you but im not gay
Man2:...I am
Man1: And i respect your decision to like my badonkadonk
Man2: WTFSTFUBBQ

by Happy June 26, 2006

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

by Jimmy November 14, 2003

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

Short for the term, "Best Friend For As Long As Humanly Possible." Also known as a flope.

"Holy crack-head of a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P."

by Scrub November 11, 2003

F.F.A

def #1: a F.F.A is a future fuck up of america or
def #2: a F.F.A is also a future fag of america

hay Jeffy you are a F.F.A you are a future fuck up and a future fag what do you no

well joe you are a douche bag
well at lest im not a F.F.A

by i will get you right now January 22, 2010

Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.

The plan issued in season 5 episode 14 of the show "The Amazing World of Gumball" in order to adjust Richard's father into the outside by bringing him into an unexpected prison life. A.k.a. - Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison.

Nicole - "Right. Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison is a go... I just wish it had a catchier title." (Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.)

by $adeMica June 19, 2021

I.A.F.F

A union of workers, usually landscapers. They bond together in one common goal: to grieve as much as possible in order to do as little work as possible all while hornswaggling the tax payers for as much money as possible. Oh yeah, every once in a while they fight a fire.

Jarred is in the I.A.F.F.

by laZfireman April 7, 2008