Acronym standing for Funniest Of All Time.
Typically used as a response to someone saying something funny or as a reaction to a funny situation.
Typically used as a response to someone saying something funny or as a reaction to a funny situation.
Person one: Yo look at brad he looks goofy today
Person two: haha that’s the FOAT.
Person one: On god
Person two: haha that’s the FOAT.
Person one: On god
by 459worm February 12, 2021
Get the FOAT mug.The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.
"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"
"I know. Job float is great!"
"I know. Job float is great!"
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
Get the Job float mug.A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.
me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
by JGuy The Great! July 14, 2011
Get the yellow float mug.This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.
by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011
Get the What's Floating mug.John liked Yung Jeezy, then everyone says Jeezy fell off-so now John says he don't like Yung Jeezy. or
Sarah likes DC's but since she wants to appear 'gangsta' and everyone is wearin Nikes that's 'gangsta' she only wears Nike. John and Sarah are floaters.
Sarah likes DC's but since she wants to appear 'gangsta' and everyone is wearin Nikes that's 'gangsta' she only wears Nike. John and Sarah are floaters.
by Nykon Pheonix February 22, 2009
Get the Floater mug.Those little things you see in your eye and when you try to look at it it swims away!
They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.
They're really just little particles of stuff that linger on your eye, making you think your hallucinating but it's just dust or little floating objects that collided with your eyeballs.
by Dinukun August 19, 2009
Get the Eye Floaties mug.A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.
by Juliet.whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot May 17, 2021
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