fapper

Someone that is currently working on the Society of Actuaries' "Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice (FAP) e–Learning Course."

FAP is easy. The assignments are pretty easy as well and it doesn't meet the SOA standards in terms of difficulty. This is just my opinion and I hope it doesn't offend FAPPERS as I am one of them as well.

by Bobby_AO March 1, 2010

Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

FADop

A phrase to express disgust for an IRC op.
Fuck A Damn Op!

They Tork at Netlinkville for spamming Torkworld! FADop!

by Uncle Jesse August 2, 2004

Fapochino

Squeezing one out at Starbucks.

"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

by MasterMopho August 21, 2013

fapoapsis

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

by DevRandom September 16, 2014

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016