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exitment

Bro I can’t stop my exitment
by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025
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exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".
The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.
by bamca July 25, 2017
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Shwank Exit

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”
by connor gabay January 15, 2024
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exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine
Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning
by Cosmic Blue Too September 9, 2021
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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break
by anonymous April 27, 2023
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Aussie exit

Similar to the Irish exit where one leaves a party without saying a word, the Australian exit or Aussie exit entails leaving a party and taking a person with you to have sex before kicking them out early the next morning because you need to catch a flight and leave the country.

Variations of this could include:
Leaving a party and then hitting someone up for sex (tinder/hinge/grinder).
Leaving a party because someone texted you at 2AM to hook up.
J: Damn, I nearly missed my flight because the guy I went home with last night wouldn't wake up.

M: Sounds like you made an Aussie exit!
by MArco333232 November 17, 2023
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Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship
“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”
by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022
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