pee explosion

When an individual laughs so hard, their stomach squishes on their bladder and the pressure causes pee to shoot out of the belly button.

Hey, I met this dude on omegle.

Really?

Yeah, we talked about a Lady Gaga pizza dress and it was so funny I had a pee explosion!

by calilyfe December 30, 2013

Creamy nut explosion

What you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prostitue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag.

I payed Tsung-Chin 15 dollars for some fucky-fucky. When She took off her pants, She had a dick and Gave me her Creamy nut explosion all over my New metallica shirt!

by Jacky Vengence April 4, 2009

Derp Explosion

When a situation is so derp-tastic (awkward and such) to the point where the moment is so past the extent of derp it is a derp explosion.

Peggy- *jumps off rock*

Sue- you are going to die
Peggy- *survives the fall*
DERP EXPLOSION.

or

A kitty named Maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….DERP EXPLOSION.

by PeggyandSue July 29, 2011

Vaginal Explosion

When a lady's vagina implodes releases various amount of fluids, some of which can be eaten to dispose of the used sperm which has been left inside the sluts vagina.

My vaginal Explosion caused quite the event at the Baseball game yesterday! One of the players rushed up and ate the aborted sperm.

by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013

ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008

lord explosion murder

gay

someone: “why is lord explosion murder so gay”

by aisjsnkfjsjkdn July 1, 2021

Vaginal Explosion

A term used for what can sometimes be labeled as fiction. It is when a male's penis is too large for a vagina to contain. If the woman tries to orgasm the vagina will literally rip open and have a lot of random shit fly out. IE: semen,blood,water,urine,etc

Guy 1 :I rammed my dick sooooo hard into Morgan that her vag had a vaginal explosion.

Guy 2 :No way!

by O.G. God February 22, 2011