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doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.
John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN
by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019
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I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.
"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."
by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
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don't even trip

don't worry about it- it ain't worth it
Hey man don't even trip, that hoe was askin to get knocked up.
by Jess December 1, 2003
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People’s Main Event

Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.
Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”
by Leuii November 17, 2021
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even

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.
'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'
by noofruit April 14, 2006
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You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.
"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"
by Cherry Odelay June 10, 2009
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Good Fucking Evening

1. When someone thinks it's funny to use the word "fucking" or "fuck." 2. When someone is being sarcastic.
Someone 1: Good fucking evening have a great fucking day don't forget your fucks lol. Someone 2: Wtf ? or Someone 1: Good fucking evening >.> Someone 2: Are you being sarcastic? Someone 1: No..... >.> Someone 2: Dude ._.
by Someone I guess? June 20, 2018
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