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Erect Deposit

The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.
I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.
by holybrittle December 25, 2011
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Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick
Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.
by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015
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eremin, erearu

The most pure definition of unconditional love and selfless between Eren Jeager and Armin Arlert.

The name of the ship between Eren and Armin.
Eren and Armin's love is so unconditional that they gave their lives for each other.

I ship Eremin, Erearu.
by Book_eater_geek March 12, 2017
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Erectile Northfunction

A condition in which the penis becomes magnetized and will only point True North while erect. This disease is caused by a bacterial infection that, if untreated, can cause the penis to swell with a magnetic fluid, a byproduct of the bacterial growth.

Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.

The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.

A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Rebecca sent Dean a DM; it was a booty call.

She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.

“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
by Varnpike August 2, 2018
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Erela

Erela is a beautiful person inside and out. She can sometimes get down about certain things but her confidence shines through. She's super smart and an amazing friend. Erela is just an overall great person to be around!
Person 1: It's Erela's birthday today!
Person 2: Wow. She's an amazing person. I hope she has a great day!
by agreatriend04 September 19, 2018
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Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019
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Eren

a shy man, honest, man. Mysterious, most people are uneasy when they first meet him until they get to know him but he has a good heart. He also is very sexy and fucks really good. He has high energy and his personality bounces around from extreme depression to insane charisma. Do not be envious or show jealousy for him, for he will feel bad for making you feel bad about your self.
woman : did you see eren? He's so weird omg
Woman 2: he's really hot. We should go try to talk to him, he's just shy
Woman: oh yeah your right lol
by XXxSTacyxoxoxo December 26, 2020
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