contiki bus driver

Older man who tries to pick up younger women.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.

I had my 21st birthday party and my uncle was hitting on all my friends like a contiki bus driver.

by pov mjh February 21, 2009

Delivery Driver

A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".

The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.

That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.

my pizza is missing toppings!

Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.

by butseks February 8, 2010

taxi driver

Fucking masterpiece of a film.
Stars Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle, an unstable vietname veteran who hates the scum of the society he is surrounded by.

You talkin' ta me?
Well, I don't see anyone else here...

by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

designated drunk driver

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

diversity

An old, old wooden ship from the civil war era.

brian fantana: what in the hell'z diversity?
ron burgundy: I could be wrong, but i believe that diversity is an old, old wooden ship from the civil war era.

by people know me May 13, 2005

Jersey Driver

Any person who cant drive for shit like the rest of the people from New Jersey

Get the fuck off the road you goddamn Jersey Driver

by Chuckj892 July 2, 2006

diversity

(Cultural) Originally, diversity of ideas and viewpoints were recognized as important to many different endeavors such as learning and decision-making - the idea being that the over time the best ideas and/or viewpoints would win out in fair competition. Unfortunately, once this concept was generally embraced as a good thing, it was subsequently perverted and has become a euphemism for quota preferences given to politically favored minority groups in such areas as hiring, promotion, granting of federal contracts and admission into educational systems.

Genuine diversity would imply that someone from Greenland or New Zealand would be a welcome addition to increase the diversity of a university culture. Instead, administrators believe their university somehow becomes more diverse by adding one more black from down the road, increasing black % enrollment from 7.23% to 7.24%. Odd how administrators never seem to notice that blacks don't really contribute to diversity anyway since blacks usually restrict their company to that of other blacks in the student union, classroom, fraternity, university clubs, etc.

by FigurinOutLife October 4, 2005