DERF

A bipolar vampire that is AWESOME!!!!!

1. I am not DERF.
2. You are such a DERF.
3. DERFs are so annoying but awesome at the same time.

by Zachary Max Zimmerman January 17, 2009

Derf

Amazing, Happy, awesome.

If you spell it backwards it spells Fred.

A charecter on fred the movie.

The number between 5 and 6!

I feel derf today.

Dude: Hey fred!

Other dude: Yo it's Derf.

Freds twin in the movie Derf.

Kid: 5, derf, 6, 7.....

by scenequeen11 January 1, 2012

derf

verb: to do something stupid, immature. to lack rational judgment.

noun: the space underneath a man's scrotum before his anus; a normal person minus reason and accountability.

I can't believe I stapled my scrotum to my chair again. I really pulled a derf.

Dude, you only worked 3 hours today, don't pull a derf.

by Derfilicious January 6, 2008

Derf run

A journey taken with friends more for the company than the eventual destination.

1: Hey you wanna walk to 7-11?

2: Dude, it's like 2 miles away - let's just drive.

1: Naw, man, it'll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.

by hatmunch January 18, 2009

Doeffus

A very sweet or cute person ho fucked up something very badly or did something very stupid.

(It comes from the Dutch language)

by Pascal August 22, 2003

smiggle dorf

a dorf that will smiggle when touched

Guy #1 Hey did you touch smiggle dorf?

Guy #2 Yeah and when i did it smiggled

by ballman999 January 5, 2014

Circle Derf

A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.

"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"

"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."

"Woa, who was the victim?"

"Your mom."

by Haywood Jublome June 22, 2008