good dink

A type of boyfriend. He does everything you want, but is totally boring.

James was a good dink. I wasn't attracted to him at all, but at least he did my laundry and ran my errands for me.

by Francesca Da Rimini February 4, 2010

Frinkle Dink

A foolish or dumb person

"I love One Direction."
"Wow, you sure are a frinkle dink."

by Quizno$ May 28, 2016

Ka-dink-a-dink

A nicer way of saying dog penis.

The lady dogs don’t want your ka-dink-a-dink

by damien.amado January 19, 2019

Twinky Dinked

A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.

I'm so in the mood to get twinky dinked tonight.

by Groovious February 9, 2019

Sprinkle dinkle

Sprinkle dinkle is the act of violently assaulting a random street bum after he is down you shove your shit inside of his mouth

Kyle found a man on the street begging for money and committed sprinkle dinkle

by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 8, 2019

bing dink

When you're learning English and someone gets in your face with a stinky bing. Your breath stinks and you forgot the Listerine, too many ham sammiches, and Listeria. Go wash your bing, you filthy animal.

Nana, your bing dink.

Damn, worrying about all them GurrGyles, made my bing dink.

I love you, Serenity, even if your bing dinks.

-BlankPhaceJay and Ms Philanthropic, dink the bings.

by BlankPhaceJay&MsPhilanthropic November 27, 2022

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021