joey was puerto rican in 8th grade, dominican in 9th, cuban in 10th, columbian in 11th, and brazilian in 12th. joey is really white and chinese, he got multiple nationality disorder
by giveyouthetruth November 23, 2010

Also known as OCD, obsessive-compulsive disorder is a neurotic mental illness in which intrusive, negative thoughts and/or impulses which regularly enter the person's mind (obsessions) are counteracted by repetitive acts or rituals performed to alleviate the anxiety and general distress created by these obsessions. It is possible to qualify for a diagnosis of OCD if only obsessions or compulsions are present, although the vast majority have both.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.
by NekoPocky July 7, 2010

An anxiety disorder characterized by involuntary intrusive liking of someones facebook status, picture, comment, anything. People with OLD feel compelled to voluntarily perform irrational, time-consuming clicking of the "like button" to diminish the anxiety.
Symptoms of Obsessive-Liking Disorder:
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.
by yjp May 25, 2009

A neurodevelopmental condition characterized by impaired social skills and restricted interests or repetitive behavior. Symptoms usually begin in early childhood.
Although most people with autism spectrum disorder (people "on the spectrum") are functionally impaired, some thrive occupationally or academically, especially people with Asperger's syndrome, who have no delays in language development and/or IQ.
A common misconception is that people on the spectrum lack empathy, the affective part of empathy seems to be unimpaired compared to people without the condition. This means that people on the spectrum often have the capacity for compassion and morality.
Complications include bullying, unemployment (prevalence of about 90%), suicide and self-harm.
Treatment is limited and the efficacy of specific interventions has been disputed.
The heritability of the condition is about 90%. Specific environmental risk factors known to contribute to the condition include autoimmunity. Disproven environmental factors include vaccines.
Although the condition causes significant suffering for many, some have disputed the characterization as a disorder altogether, especially because the restricted interests commonly seen in the condition can include occupationally or socially useful subjects like math or physics. People on the spectrum often hyperfocus on their area of interest.
Several historical figures like Einstein are claimed to have been on the spectrum, these claims are unproven.
Although most people with autism spectrum disorder (people "on the spectrum") are functionally impaired, some thrive occupationally or academically, especially people with Asperger's syndrome, who have no delays in language development and/or IQ.
A common misconception is that people on the spectrum lack empathy, the affective part of empathy seems to be unimpaired compared to people without the condition. This means that people on the spectrum often have the capacity for compassion and morality.
Complications include bullying, unemployment (prevalence of about 90%), suicide and self-harm.
Treatment is limited and the efficacy of specific interventions has been disputed.
The heritability of the condition is about 90%. Specific environmental risk factors known to contribute to the condition include autoimmunity. Disproven environmental factors include vaccines.
Although the condition causes significant suffering for many, some have disputed the characterization as a disorder altogether, especially because the restricted interests commonly seen in the condition can include occupationally or socially useful subjects like math or physics. People on the spectrum often hyperfocus on their area of interest.
Several historical figures like Einstein are claimed to have been on the spectrum, these claims are unproven.
by category December 22, 2020

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.
"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."
by TKD nurse March 26, 2017
