Dismount Gimp

A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Dismount Gimp II December 17, 2004

dismount

when someone is mounted on someone/or something and you have to ask them to shut up about it.

friend 1: "doesn't he have the greatest body ever? he's so tan and ripped."

friend 2: DISMOUNT.

by soopercool May 15, 2009

Please discontinue your life

Kill yourself.

Please discontinue your life.

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

discountent

Refers to the resentment or dissatisfaction that someone feels regarding a reduced payment, either because the person thinks that he should have been charged even less than the price that the seller agreed to, or he thinks that he should be getting/keeping more funds than he is being allowed in said transaction.

In the famous 1942 Basil Rathbone film "Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon", Pegleg displays extreme and bitter discountent when Holmes makes HIM pay Jack Brady the required five-pound "information-bribe" out of the ten that Holmes had already given Pegleg to bring Holmes to Jack's carpentry shop.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

The Bro Discount™

When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.

Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"

Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."

by Yeethaw_76 June 29, 2019

discruntled

You spelled it wrong Foo. It's disgruntled.

I am very much discruntled that that bitch ran over my foot.

by yomangetreal June 17, 2014

discontent aggregator

A discontent aggregator is a website or other publication composed primarily of articles seeking to expose, shame, and/or shower with contempt any person, organization, or pop-culture belief or artifact that offends the aggregator's particular ideology. Discontent aggregators are like content aggregators in that they produce articles about nearly everything in publication, but differ in that their articles primarily focus on criticizing every topic for violating the aggregator's beliefs.

Both the Men's Rights website, ReturnofKings, and the Women's Rights website, Jezebel.com, would be examples of discontent aggregators.

by Deome May 31, 2015