Disco Dan

Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.

wooaaahh that house is so disco dan

ye i saw a girl last night who was so disco dan

by Shepshenko October 27, 2008

Discomboobulated

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010

Disco Poo

When you've just done a line of the old Colombian marching powder and you're guts start rumbling and give you the urge for a massive shit.

Man, that beak is going off in my stomach. I'm heading upstairs for a Disco Poo.

by Sesh King April 20, 2018

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned

I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

by Dennis Smith June 25, 2004

school disco'd

The act of trying to suduce a woman in a club/bar/school disco by coming up to her from behind, hands on hips or arse, with R Kelly's "Bump 'n' Grind" in their heads and usually hammered, shirt off, and leery.

"My mate Sal got pulled by this guy. He school disco'd her up! And she loved it!"

by Jarvisimo June 20, 2007

Mancunian Disco Ball

The art of a Mancunian male dipping their nutsack in glitter and then tea-bagging someone

She said she wanted to do something different, so I gave her a Mancunian Disco Ball

by Ibanezdemon December 16, 2012

Pubo-Helmular Discomfort (PHD)

A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskin of the penis, against the helmet. Movement will result in the hairs being stretched and pulled, causing untold agony.
This is caused by the penis being confined in a small space (ie underwear). It usually occurs after the sufferer has had an erection and the penis is shrinking back to its regular size.
Can be solved by a cabinet reshuffle

Tom: OUCH....
Ben: What's the matter?
Tom: I've just got some pubo-helmular discomfort (PHD)...
Ben: I'm sorry. This must be a difficult time for you.

by tommytomtomtom October 30, 2007