Minecraft Girlfriend

Your uncle

the person usually a man which is gonna play Minecraft without talking into a mic and will contact you on discord to break up with you

Yesterday my Minecraft girlfriend put her bed in my friend's house, now I have depression.

by ZacharySkywalker September 10, 2019

My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life

Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.

by X07JK September 20, 2020

girlfriend

What you dont have if you're reading this.

Are you still reading this ?!
Go find a girlfriend.

by Zios May 7, 2009

live-in girlfriend

When a woman trades companionship and occasional cooking and sex in exchange for a place to stay rent free. Essentially acting af if she was your girlfriend until you actually find one. Then she moves out.

My live-in girlfriend ate all my food and broke all my stuff, but damn the sex is great!

by Kanvi August 8, 2014

Lying Girlfriend

It's a girl that doesnt give a shit about you, and would rather lie than have a promising faithful relationship. These girls are usually bitches or skanks, but mostly they possess both qualities.

My lying girlfriend is a slut

by justme87 February 7, 2009

girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.

Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 29, 2005

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis

Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis (AGG), a very common syndrome where the victim finds a special girl (Girlfriend), and slowly distances himself away from his gaming life and friends, he loses all will to game and the mere sight of one could cause him to become ill, or enraged. If you know someone suffering from this chronic illness, don't hesitate to get help.

We've lost alot of good men to Anti-Gaming Girlfrienditis, god damnit.

Bill is going down into Post-AGG traumatic stress.

I am infected with AGG.

by Sebastiancee September 10, 2007