dockhead

*created by Auotcorrect: An avid player of Golden Tee, of short stature and small dick energy that wears hideous sneakers. Preferably smokes Newport 100s.

I saw Tom today at the bar, playing Golden Tee.

Tom is a fucking dockhead

by Therealpeteypablomf89311 November 17, 2021

Wench Dickhead

1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.

2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.

ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.

EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.

Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.

by thetrophyone October 10, 2011

Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.

Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"

by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011

dickhead fucker bitch

A title given that explains how,why and what they are acting like

I'm tiered of the dickhead fucker bitch

by Pimparella January 3, 2017

Fucking dickhead

A person who makes bad decisions because they’ve maybe got a couple screws loose but are loved dearly because they’re amazing and mean well most of the time

You’re such a fucking dickhead ❤️

by AntisocialSociopath May 31, 2019

dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

Dickheater

Someone that aims to tease. Makes out they want it all, but when it comes to it they shy away and make excuses. Gets a thrill from teasing... but not giving.

"Lets go back to my place"
"Ermm, I cant tonight my dogs at home alone..."
*Urgh, what a Dickheater!*

by Miquel lover March 6, 2010