lesbian by default

A bi-sexual woman who chooses to exclusively remain in lesbian relationships. Still attracted to both. Pretty much a lesbian though.

She has been with guys but now realizes she likes girls more. They understand her better and she can connect more with them. She is now a Lesbian By Default

by bitchin45 January 19, 2009

Default Dance

The single most unfunny thing a person could do.

person 1: give me your best joke
"comedian": (Default Dances)
(long uncomfortable silence)
person 1: you're an insult to comedy

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity January 16, 2019

deffafeffer

1.) A word that has the same definition as the word definitely, with one crucial difference: it is/sounds over 9000 times more awesome

Fuck yeah seaking, I deffafeffer went over 9000 last night with Maggie

by GBorGH November 26, 2010

defacedbooked

when one spouse notifies the other of an intent to divorce by defriending them on facebook.

Colleen defacedbooked her soon to be ex-husband today.
A wave of friendecrement struck him as he noticed his friend count decrease.

by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011

Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

defaultophile

Someone who believes people who take loans are entitled to default when they don't want to make payments anymore and that the lenders should be grateful for the opportunity to give them money.

"The defaultophiles don't think Greece should pay its loans back."

by Loki Thegod February 7, 2015