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Denver Sober

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalize in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addition to more extreme drugs still illegal under state statute like cocaine.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore but at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq November 29, 2022
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Denver

A man a myth and a complete legend. People that are Denvers have huge dicks and are very funny loving and just all around awesome. They get no hoes because they don’t know how to to ask people out.
“Man I would date him but he's such a denver”
“Stfu Monkey
by SawzyMan February 2, 2022
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Denver

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Denver has a pancake no joke
by ImaSandMan38 October 2, 2019
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Denver

he will kick your ass and he is cool
by ddds nuts January 28, 2022
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Denver

A person who loves sex and is good with words knows the woman mind, can't stay with one relationship
Here comes Denver girl do look look or he will try something
by Tx xxv bfhb June 24, 2020
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denver

denver puts on a very cold act but deep down he has a very kind heart he puts on a cold act because hes been hurt in the past and just needs someone to help heal that hurt.hes a stoner and likes to get high every single day but is the funniest person you’ll ever meet even though if half his jokes are racist or homophobic a denver liked me but i blew my shot so if u ever meet a denver never let them go.
girl 1:that guy looks goneee
girl 2:must be denver.
by iwannafuckeminem333 February 15, 2023
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That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024
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