douche bag 

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

douche bag by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

douche bag 

when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded

guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.

douche bag by joooooo July 24, 2008

douche bag 

a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

douche bag by bud race July 10, 2004

douche bag 

1. A person (usually male) who thinks he/she is witty and/or cool but really is not.
2. Foley.

1. That guy is such a douche bag.
2. Man, Foley is such a douche bag!

douche bag by SSJ Squall01 April 13, 2008

Douche Bag 

A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.

Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.

Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!

Douche Bag by Giggles Mgee June 23, 2010

douche bag 

1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.

2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.

"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.

"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.

douche bag by douchebag917 October 12, 2004

Douche Bag 

(usage on the North Shore of Massachusetts). 1. A whore or slut. 2. A woman with a reputation for sleeping around.

"She is a huge f*cking douche bag."

Douche Bag by Bennyp7 January 23, 2009