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sexual contact

The touching of genitalia between two creatures.
Me and my little sister have frequent sexual contact.
by HitlersPetJew June 7, 2016
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cuntacular

Something that is so terrible or horrible that it as reached an all time low of a new word associated with the dreaded cunt. It should only be used for truly fucked up situations.
"Yo, Lexie slept with Eric".
"What?!".
"Yeah the day after you guys broke up, they had sex".
"Wow this is just cuntacular!".
by SickPhuck May 1, 2008
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contact high

If you blow smoke in someone's face, without them actually toking, enough smoke can get them "contact" high, meaning that they came into contact with THC through the second hand smoke, and thus, became high. Also, the contact high usually never shows up on a drug test..
Mike got his cat contact high by bringing him into the bathroom and toking on two flat blunts.
by SuperSonicX December 29, 2007
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Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic
Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!
by Texan Tile November 10, 2010
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Contact High

When one gets an imediate errection when coming into contact with a female.
When Stacy gave me a hug goodbye, i deffinitely got a contact high.
by Fiish132 November 16, 2010
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Cuntraction

The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.
I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.
by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010
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Dick Contact

Like when you're walking, and a girl looks you in the eyes... except it's your dick.
"Dude, Wendy just totally made dick contact with me as she slowly walked by."
by Provost Ravi Rajan2 April 3, 2009
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