Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018

cheesy gordita crunch

A tasty snack from Taco Bell. Made of a hard taco inside a gordita full of cheese.

I went to Taco Bell and ate a cheesy gordita crunch for lunch.

by Dishwasher May 16, 2006

Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 23, 2009

Conchy

Sexually ignited, turned on, or horny. In need of serious and immediate sexual intercourse.

Shalora: Oh my god, I am so conchy! I need to get some deek tonight or I'm going to have to click my own mouse!!
Ranaynay: I know right? I'm so conchy right now I can't even think straight.

by Shalora & Ranaynay August 5, 2008

Crunchbite

The great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to Fluffy: The alien that only loves.

Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite".

Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.

Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!

Crunchbite: blarg!

by [e-mail] November 26, 2006

Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

concho whore

girl who gets with all rodeo boys. Rodeo slut.Usually wears black capri pants and a shiny concho belt.Found in the southern states

Girl who knows all rodeo boys. Doesnt care if they do good just loves to get with one, meet his friends then get with all of them. The chain goes on forever. "We went and picked up some concho whores after the rodeo"

by Kathbby January 10, 2008