Crypalator

The art of being a dangerous, untrustworthy, or just plain ass gangster!

That crypalator jacked my wallet at the show!
I was crypalating in the club with a bitch on my nub!

2pac was crypalatin' so Biggie Smalls had him shot.

My girlfriend was crypalating through my dirty text messages to other hoodrats.

by batess August 3, 2012

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

Cryproofed

The act of preparing someone for a sad movie, by telling them how sad and dramatic the film was, and how you either balled your eyes out, or nearly cried and completely preparing the individual to purposely not cry subconciously.

I went to see Inside out, after Julie kept telling me it was such a sad film, and that it would be hard not to cry, but I didn't cry once, even at the saddest parts, I think she cryproofed me.

by S.bros. Tt,Smoke,Tray Deekid August 3, 2015

crophelia

When you shit on someone and rub it around making you look like a mud bath

Oh man there crophelia makes me horny

by 80yroldsaggyboobs September 14, 2016

crype

Trash name for Crap-Skype.

What's the point of replacing the perfectly functional Messenger by the utterly mediocre Crype?

by JanneBanan Klick Klick March 15, 2017

CryptedGods

Some kiddie who hacks ROBLOX accounts, whilst taking their money indirectly. Also probably is a gang skid. Responsible for around 60k hacked robux.

You saw that kiddo named CryptedGods? He hacked my account!

by Some Guy you met June 6, 2017

Crypake

A Person Who Loses Money And Then Gets Replaced By Someone Else.

Hey dude give me 5 dollars. Ok. Thanks now bye Im taking him instead of you now. D:, I just got Crypake.

by Crypake December 15, 2017