crooked stuff

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

by nocake June 15, 2017

Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

by the PITA son October 15, 2017

crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

croosdos

a stupid pathetic ugly bitch

amanda is a croosdos

by Allways May 8, 2018

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

Crossedlover

Lovers that are sadly betrayed by their one and only love

My friend is a crossedlover because he got betrayed by her date yesterday!:((((((

by # I love Urban Dictionary April 29, 2019