Critical

So high on drugs that you do not know what is going on or your health is in danger.

"He is critical"
"That LSD hit hard, going to be critical in a few minutes"

by M9_ February 8, 2015

Critical Ass

This is a point where you are partaking in anal sex and it is a definite problem because the motion of thrusts has produced a plunging effect and now shit is about to spill out in an amount that can accumulate a small or lage pile. When it just already is spilling a little that is also critical ass as this is most commonly how it is reached. I am implying that it doesn't have to be a point where the person receiving the thrusts feels it about to come out or the person thrusting feels an approaching barrier that is progressively preventing more room for penetration or it just begins to feel really mooshy. Those are also critical ass. This is the point where the person receiving the phallus has to inch one self over to a safe receptacle with out letting open the flood gates. It can become a spout to where the person is really taking a full-on dump and not just a spill.

Matt:"Oh no... do you smell that? Oh there's too much grease on the penis now."
Kate:"Oh it's fine...pfffrrrohht. Actually... I think we have reached critical ass."

by Eagle747 August 27, 2009

Critical thinking

The ability to to determine the man who wants to kill you, and that man that will kill you, based on the actions he takes, and the size of his magnum.

by Bob Thomas August 21, 2003

Critilyze

A hybrid of criticize and analyze

"Look, I dont mean to critilyze but that guy over there has massive man-boobs."

by Huskus July 25, 2006

critical biscuit

the most important point to understand of an issue

Keeping the raft upright in this rapid the critical biscuit here. It would also be nice if we can stay in the boat too.

by refuge October 17, 2008

CRITICAL!

The act of KO'ing your opponent in FPD.

"CRITICAL on racsist preppy teacher = CRITICAL!"

"YEAH! What a Critical by the Rock Crusher!"

"CB! CB! CB! Only one of 423432 Finishers i gave to Dusty! That Cactus Breaker sure is devastating!"

by J2k3 March 24, 2003

critical

comes from the word critic
means "fucktarded" or "stupid"

I'm critical because I'm a dumbass

by benman April 26, 2004