Cranialrectalmania

A quite contagiuos disease - it is caused when some moron makes any number of stupid or irrelavent actions or statements.....in other words......they HAVE THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ASS

BRO: Hey sis you remember Eric?

SIS: Yes bro ,he was an a real jerk, why?
BRO: Well he was diagnosed with ACUTE CRANIALRECTALMANIA the other day..........hahahahahahah
SIS: HAHAHAHAHHA
Refer the the word GLASSECTOMY for the cure

by MSNsMOSTWANTED a.k.a. THE MASTER December 20, 2003

Craning

Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas

Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love

by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009

Craic

A reference to an outstanding or extraordinary person; a nickname for such

You know Jodie?? She is such a craic!

by Lolatyou November 2, 2013

craic

to have a good time/light hearted banter/gossip. Although found in the ulster scots language its origins lie deep in old english.

craic was 90! she's a cracker that wee doll!

by ulster fry August 8, 2003

canicula

a harlot or bitch. A woman who angers you, or those you care about or an evil whore who deserves it. A deragatory curse

You dirty little canicula!!!

She's a canicula all right... sinks her claws in to rip his heart out.

by rainswater August 5, 2008

craic theft

Some one that steals another persons banter as they are not creative enough themselves!!!

I can't believe you stole that phrase you craic theft

by Rob Geary June 30, 2007

Cranch Dressing

A blend of ranch and creamy italian dressings usually made, by unwitting yom-yoms usually working the front of the house at any food servicing establishment!

i don't think this ranch dressing tastes right!! You idiot that's cause it's Cranch Dressing!!!

by Dan Grzebien Jr October 5, 2005