corona smooches

When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.

Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”

by Licklicklickmyasss January 17, 2021

Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.

Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!

by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

Corona BroBar

When Bros hangout drinking in one of their house's because the bars are shut down by the state.

I went over Pete's house last night,by 11:00 that shit turned into a Corona Brobar

by Jimmapp March 18, 2020

Corona 20

The amount of pounds you gain while in quarantine.

I'm working off my Corona 20 now we can come back to the gym!

by Sonic Laconic April 24, 2020

corona packet

packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)

"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."

by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020

Corona Mountain

The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).

Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.

US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 17, 2021

Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.

Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020