cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

cocksicle

an endearing term for cock. like sucking a cocksicle?

one slut to anoter slut, "im gonna go have myself a yummy cocksicle"

by me. May 27, 2003

EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire

noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

by drumac January 9, 2009

cockshroom

A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.

Hathaway: (pulls down pants)

Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender

Bill: Couldent have said it better myself

by Fugget McDoogel December 7, 2006

cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

by Zaky November 24, 2006

Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011

Cook's Tour

1. An exclusive behind the scenes tour. As in the 'Cook's tour' of a kitchen in which he works.
2. A tour of a culinary facility by a member of the faculty

Note: Not in reference to the travel agent Thomas Cook as is commonly mistaken.

"Wow this is really a cook's tour!" -Clifford

by Wikipedia Encyclopedia April 27, 2006