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dashboard confessional

only the best band in the world ? you dont like it go listen to your rap .. oh man you guys are cool now ..
by bridget heenan May 8, 2005
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dashboard confessional

emo. just plain fucking emo.

majority of the crowd are fat emo girls with no friends and anorexic little boys wearing their little sisters jeans and la senza girl tops.

anything promoting this, in other words, dashboard confessional, nees to be kicked in the throat. and maybe sent to that planet in star wars with all the furry people so they could be eaten alive. fucking kids wouldnt survive for 3 minutes in the wilderness.

has anyone ever tried Ong-Bak'ing an emo? try it, they fall like a sack of raisins. its hilarious.
dashboard confessional emo: i promis you, from teh bottom heart, i will love yuo till death, till us part! i prome yuo as a lover and a freinnd, i will lovve you!

dashboard emo fan: omg <3
by kristov June 20, 2006
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gender confused

someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day
"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused
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Dashboard Confessional

A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.
by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 28, 2007
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confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction
my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
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confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass
I was so confisted last night
by Toein my ass June 16, 2017
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Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused
Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am
by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018
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