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Condom ring

a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly

b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.
a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"

b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"
Condom ring by Bill Dimonta April 23, 2009
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condom shy 

An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens:

1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.

2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.

3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"

Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.
Dude: I am soo hard!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!
condom shy by cinymin86 November 21, 2009

Condom Banana 

1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.

2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.

Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.

Person 1:...What in the fuck....

Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
Condom Banana by The Educator. September 27, 2013

condom world

1. Store where you need to be 18 to enter, for obvious reasons. There are things in there which nobody should ever be forced to see.
2. The backbone of Puerto Rico's economy.
Alan: Why do you have so many Condom worlds.
Random Puerto Rican Student: I don't know. We're horny.
condom world by Not Well Hung February 8, 2007

condom face 

Someone gets snapped in the face with a condom and leaves a condom imprint.
"Sarah held a finger condom to christi's face and snapped it on her. Causing her to have a condom face?"
condom face by stacieandsarah August 18, 2008

Condom Magic Trick 

When Your Banging A Girl While Wearing A Condom And When You Pull It Out The Condom's Gone!
Jeff:Yo! I Pulled A Condom Magic Trick on Alice Last Night!
George:Awesome!

condom roulette 

A military mess game where a number of condoms are filled with shots but one with spunk. The person is blidfolded, then has to choose a condom & drink it's contents!
The Officers played Condom Roulette after their meal
condom roulette by Boltaction November 16, 2007