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you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.
“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”
by Iwb April 24, 2020
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stand up comedy

A type of comedy where you're in a pub or bar or something like that and the comedian tells jokes.
"LOL, THAT STAND UP COMEDIAN IS SO FUNNY!!!!"
"Yeah, she's really good at stand up comedy"
by iliketoeatpieeveryday January 27, 2010
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Come mierda

"Come mierda" (literally translating "shit-eater") is a term mostly used by Cubans as "dumb-ass" and "fool". The term is used either to describe someone as a fool, someone who is fooling around, goofing off, a foolish or stupid situation, etc. It is also used to describe someone absurdly pretentious or distant.

It is also used in Puerto Rico but there its mostly used to describe someone who is foolishly stuck up or pretentious.
No seas come mierda...
Don't be foolish...

Ese show es una come-mierderia total.
That show is a total stupidity.

Comeran mierda?
Are they stupid or what?

Andrew Dice Clay y Soulja Boy son un par de tremendos come mierdas.
Andrew Dice Clay and Soulja Boy are a pair of tremendous dumb-asses.

Yo usualmente cojo los viernes para comer mierda.
I usually take Fridays to goof off.
by Gallardo2 July 19, 2009
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come inside

When you are fucking a girl without using a condom, and come while your penis is still in her vagina.
Unusually cool.
She begged me not to come inside, but that only made me hornier and I came in her.

-Dude, I came inside this hot chick yesterday, and afterwards she tells me that she didn't take the pill!
-Ha ha ha, That will teach you to use a condom next time!
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
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comber domer

The act that occurs when a woman fondels or styles a man's pubic hair while simultaneously giving him oral sex, or a "domer".
Juice - "All I wanted was a dome, but I came out with some proper corn rows too, comber domers are the best!"
by LilGangstaRy-lu March 23, 2003
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Comedaction

(n.) A genre that is the combination of both Comedy and Action. The action itself may be simultaneously comedic, or the comedy and action may be presented in tandem.
"Hot Fuzz" was more of a comedaction than "Shaun of the Dead", but not by much. "Team America", on the other hand, may be classified as a comedaction, but I personally believe it's more of a comedy, despite the action sequences.
by RicepirateMick February 7, 2013
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Come serve me

The act of coming to a person to sell them their drug of choice
Aye pull up and come serve me and my dawg!
by MercyMe23 June 14, 2018
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