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coming out

A way to explain to your family or friends you’re anything but straight.

Don’t do it during thanksgiving though-
Son:“Mom, dad, I’ve planned to tell you this for a while but, Im coming out to you as gay.”
Mom: “It’s that damn phone, isn’t it”
by DamnDam December 15, 2019
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Second Cumming of Jesus

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.
by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014
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Comingle

The act of joining 2 or more things, thus creating a sole body surface. As the art of comingleing is truly hard to ccomplish or complete as it is only practiced by the only real dungeon master. Chris " Mitzhui" Neilson.
Hey Neilson your penis is no longer comingled to the anus of anal audrey.
HEY neenee your penis is no longer conected to the Human vacuum cleaner.
by !Shaner! June 12, 2008
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Cumming between Buttcheeks

Cumming between buttcheeks-I stuck my penis between her big juicy sweaty buttcheeks last night and she squeezed them up and down between my dick and I felt the sweat between her asscheeks and couldn’t take anymore so I pulled out after hours of her sweaty juicy buttcheeks dominating my cock and came in the middle of her right buttcheek so much and I used the cum on her asscrack to do it again.
Cumming between buttcheeks-Putting your dick between a girls buttcheeks and her twerking until you glaze her buns
by ButtcheekJob Fetish March 18, 2019
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The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.
I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.
by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012
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dominic cummings

Description for a type of golf shot where the player hits a long drive out of bounds without penalty.
Damn, looks like I've hit a Dominic Cummings. Never mind, I'll just reload.
by Jannera38 December 10, 2020
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Santa Claus is Coming To Town

The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
by AlnisPat March 4, 2016
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