Come Up

Used to define something clutch or a great opportunity. Can be used to describe a positive outcome to a situation. Usually used in reference towards commotitties or women.

"I just got these new yeezys on aliexpress for $5 bruh" "Bro that's not a come up you trippin ass nigga"

"I just copped me some percocet this is the biggest come up ever"

by xiexiexiaopunyo69 May 2, 2017

commercial

desperate attempts too fool people into buying someones products/services. morality is totally parallel to this. anything goes as long as it achieves it's goal of increasing sales (including lies, exploiting subculture, using stupid annoying songs because they stick to your head etc.)

- this commercial says that this (whatnot) increases 98% of (whatever). you think they actually did a study bout this..?
- probably not, but it's just a commercial..
- does this mean they can lie to people?
- pretty much..

by zoster October 10, 2008

first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

combelling

to be stricken with joy or glee.

cher: do you see how boys are responding? my heart is totally bursting!

dionne: i know, i'm combelling!

by carleazyagain November 27, 2006

Comeau

Literally means "like water"; a heritage name with noble roots and creative talents weaved into French and Native ancestry. Many are nurses, musicians, dignitaries, notaries, politians, property owners, film producers, poets, media and public relations. Comeau blood is linked with power, leadership, governance, arts and culture. People of class.

I rolled in Comeau-style, ordered a bourbon on the rocks and debated politics with the dreamers and players

by Jahabing March 19, 2017

National Come Out Day

October 11, the day when most homosexuals, transgendered, lesbians, bisexuals ect. come out of the closet, or expose their true preferences towards sexuality. October 11 of every year is the best time to come out when you're anything but completely straight. October 11 is nationally known as National Come Out Day or National Come Out Of The Closet Day

Rayce: Hey Lacy, I've decided I'm gonna come out October 11.
Lacy: What's so special about October 11 ?
Rayce: National Come Out Day.
Lacy: Ohhhh. Never heard of it. Sounds like a good idea.

October 11.
Rayce: Kay Lacy. It's the day.
Lacy: Oh my gosh ! It's the eleventh already ?
Rayce. Yep.. I'm really scared. I already know I'm going to get bullied and shit for being gay.
Lacy: You have too many friends, my boyfriend loves you ! He'll make sure you're alright. Besides, you're on the football team anyways.
Rayce: Here it goes..

by BOOBIES Are My Life September 18, 2012

Dark Comedy

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!

by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019