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commando balls

When a guy has been going commando (no underwear) for years and his balls now hang loose and long under his dick.
Damn! Carlos has some seriously long commando balls! I bet they float in the toilet water when he takes a dump.
by Buddhagirl October 5, 2017
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Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.
If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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dual commando

when you and your sex partner both go commando (without undergarments) this can be a lot of fun. especially since its that much easier to get down to business.
me and my girl went dual commando when we went camping, easy access all day long
by dr_johnson October 6, 2010
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Cuckold Commandos

A group of edgy memers who banish all thots when need be
“Boy it sure is great to be a member of the cuckold commandos! They encompass all values of a good group.”
by LeEdgyMemeKing May 18, 2018
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half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.
Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.
by Olin Oden December 25, 2007
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Eleventh Commandment

"Do not bullshit thy father."

Quote made by Jenny Cavilleri in the 1970 movie Love Story, refering to what her father told her when she was going to Marry a millionair
Jenny - "He reminded me of the Eleventh Commandment."
Oliver - "Eleventh?"
Jenny - "Do not bullshit thy father."
by freund April 13, 2010
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commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.
Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.
by Cransdell December 13, 2006
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