Comfort Sexer

Someone who has sex to make themselves feel better.
Instead of comfort eating when feeling low, they go through their list of bedroom buddies and pick the one who is going to give them the best ego boost!

My best mate has sex with different men when she is feeling bad about herself, she is a comfort sexer

by jinglebell February 17, 2010

Concord, ON

That place in between Maple and Thornhill that nobody knows is actually called Concord. Most of the people that live here just say they're from Maple if they're Italian because the rest of the population is mostly Indian and Asian.

Oh tru, fuck Woodbridge, Maple representt! Concord, ON

by Scarlettttt December 17, 2010

Comfortate

1.To make ones self comfortable. 2. To lay down enough covers on the floor that one has a bed.

I will just comfortate myself here.

by 4CoE11 March 4, 2011

Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.

Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."

by Centaur23 December 8, 2011

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

Comfortbabble

Finding comfort in someone talking a lot or babbling.

"You don't mind that I talk a lot do you?"
"No! I'm comfortbabble."

by Via Walker April 9, 2015

comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016