(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).
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The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.
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North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
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Get the college mug.Known as CHC. A Catholic prep school on the outskirts of Towson, the prep capital of Maryland, next to a sweet ass shopping center. The campus is dominated by a huge football stadium that rivals most local colleges. Calvert Hall is the archrival of fellow Catholic prep school Loyola Blakefield. Loyola students enjoy chanting "white trash" at Calvert Hall students while sipping on wine and eating cheese during lax games while the CHC guys are happy with kicking ass in the parking lot and celebrating with a cigarette and a beer. CHC and Loyola play their rivalry football game at Ravens Stadium every Thanksgiving morning therefore most CHC students never make it to Thanksgiving dinner due to severe hangovers. You can find CHC guys at parties all over sporting polo, abercrombie, khakis, plaid shorts and loafers or sandals. But don't let the clothes make you confuse them with white bred, blue blooded, old money WASP's from Gilman, St. Paul's, McDonogh and Boy's Latin. These pusses have the money and the big houses in Roland Park but get their asses kicked alot and rarely get ass outside of Bryn Mawr. If someone gets kicked out of the party for fighting and they're not from a public school, it's probably a CHC guy. If you go to Calvert Hall you're either a Mick, a Wap or a Pollock and if you're not you're probably one of those WASP's who couldn't get into Gilman and didn't feel like paying for Boy's Latin. Calvert Hall guys are easily identified by their gold, corduroy letterman jackets and shaggy hair. At CHC if you're rich you're from Towson, Homeland or Jacksonville and if you're not you're from Perry Hall, Parkville or if you're really lucky Essex. Calvert Hall is an athletic powerhouse rivaled only by Dematha and Mt. St. Joe in the state. The mascot is a cardinal but it's really the prodigy Brother Andrew. Very good. Calvert Hall students are known to be drunks, stoners or assholes by other prep schools but it's probably because the other schools have to much money shoved up their asses to have a good time. If you get kicked out of CHC you'll end up at Dulaney, Parkville, Perry Hall or Boy's Latin. If you're a Calvert Hall guy you're probably banging a Mercy chick but dating a Maryvale or NDP chick. If you're really desperate you might be banging a Bryn Mawr or St. Tims chick that some Gilman dude couldn't reel in with his bank rolls.
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by bizzle207 April 12, 2010
Get the college mug.A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.
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