coffee

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

by Pearllady70 November 15, 2009

coffee

God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

by JKrew_NOT January 2, 2010

Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.

After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 9, 2008

coffee date

The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.

"What's happening with Jess and Jeff?"
"They're on a coffee date"
"Say no more."

by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007

Coffee Shits

When you replace breakfast with two cups of coffee, and then have the shits an hour later.

Coffee shits are usually ungodly smelling, hurt like crazy, have the consistency of oatmeal, and leave you feeling horrible and very hungry.

You're so gonna get coffee shits later.

by HeavyKitty December 1, 2010

Coffee Table

Noun
The skin between penis and anus, or vagina and anus. AKA runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.

Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

coffee shop

hard song by yung joc bout cocaine being sold at a trap house

first i take they order at the coffee
then i cook it up and serve it at the coffee shop

by real shit May 28, 2007