cockblock kermit

That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.

Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.

Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!

by Bignigmang May 13, 2009

Cockblock

To provide a metaphorical, but quite effective, block of your friends cock with a woman's vag!

"Yo Bob, that fuckstain kid Doyle, just cockblocked me from getting another piece of ass!"

"What a cockblock!"

by Omanz December 28, 2005

Cockrock

When you scrape the jizz off your sheets after a good night of smashing and smoke it

Person 1- "Yo man you wanna smoke some cockrock?"
Person 2- "No man! i dont want to smoke your jizz"

by Bello_Pecado January 9, 2012

Cockblock

When a guy gets in the way of you trying to get with a girl.

You are about to take a girl to your apartment so you will be alone and your friend comes tag along and messes up you chance of getting laid.

by Chad Hayward http://www.chadhayward.net July 4, 2005

cockrocket

When a man and woman (or other man) are having anal sex and the receiving partner farts, forcing themselves off of the penis of their lover in a rocket like fashion.

"Rick and I were going at it last night, but he had had too many burritos earlier and totally cockrocketed across the bed."

by Jesus Brigade June 17, 2008

cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.

Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'

by p March 30, 2003

Cockblock

The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004