yellow clarinet

The mystical make art of taking a leak whilst receiving oral sex (noun)

Marcus: 'Hey Karl, you will never guess what, Steves had fifteen pints already and I just saw him out back being sucked off by Julie!!'
Karl: 'well I guess she'll soon be playing the yellow clarinet'

by Doodles33 February 28, 2017

santa clarita

suburb of los angeles. it is home to magic mountain, a huge mall, 3 colleges, about 60 public schools spread out through its 5 major incorporated divisions: saugus, valencia, stevenson ranch, newhall, and canyon country. there is some confusion whether castaic is incorporated. about 150,000 people live here. builders like Newhall Farm and Land want to build 60000 new homes because everyone wants to live here, although since these homes will be just slightly outside of the city limits, the city is trying to buy the land away from them to not overpopulate the city.

santa clarita is tight.

by TAshomiyakiyori December 24, 2005

Post Nut Clarity

The sudden realization that maybe you shouldn't have jacked off and nutted to something.

I jacked my dick off to my sister after seeing her in a victorias secret bra and panties, Post Nut Clarity helped me realize that I'm a suck fuck.

by HumanusAustralis January 23, 2022

Clarize

A one direction fan girl and says that other music is trash

Only words she uses is fetus smol and child

Stop being a clarize

by jkJzhzhsbbsbsvs May 20, 2018

santa clarita

The greatest place on earth. Magic Mountain is here.

Dude, Magic Mountain is in Santa Clarita!! Let's go smoke weed.

by valencia2005 October 13, 2005

clarinet

a torturing device when played by a retard

Man "stop playing that fucking clarinet you fucking retard

by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009

Claritin D

Claritin: D. - Its when a girl switches up ,acting funny style and the day before she was all over you.

JB : Whats up with you Tracie ?

Tracie : Nothing I got allergies.....

JB: Na you on that Claritin D.....

by JBurner420 November 1, 2018