A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.
Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig
Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome
Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome
by MDMI June 10, 2009
Get the phantom cigarette syndrome mug.The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.
Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009
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Cigarettes with Cannabis/Weed inside, mixed with tobacco. It lacks the filter and has a piece of paper rolled in the shape of an S instead. Often referred to as joint or funny/laughing cigarettes.
"We were about to give up on the party when a black dude in an orange Ralph Lauren polo joined us and handed out some tricky cigarettes. 15 minutes and we all loved the place"
by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007
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by dopko October 27, 2007
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Jennifer: These politically correct British cigarettes running around the country, shoving their... gayness, down our eyesacks. It's embarrassing.
Brad (a pcbc): I'm literally doing nothing right here.
Brad (a pcbc): I'm literally doing nothing right here.
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Dip cigarettes are cigarettes that are dipped in a mixture of embalming fluid, pcp, and other drugs you would not want in your body.
This form of drug brings an insane high and is Extremly dangerous.
Other names for this drug are, Dip, Wet, Dust, water, sip
Dip cigarettes are cigarettes that are dipped in a mixture of embalming fluid, pcp, and other drugs you would not want in your body.
This form of drug brings an insane high and is Extremly dangerous.
Other names for this drug are, Dip, Wet, Dust, water, sip
If you need to purchase a Dip cigarette , wich i recomend you do not, you can go to Stegman street and Kennedy Blvd in Jersey City New Jersey
by Ex-Dip smoker March 10, 2009
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Person One: "I'm going to go smoke a cigarette."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."
Or
Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."
Or
Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."
by markismyfish July 16, 2008
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