choad boy

a penis that is fatter than what it is long

(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

choas

the colloquial combining of the insults "choad" and "ass"

Matt is such a choas.

by Winston Peril April 5, 2005

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

by moi April 9, 2005

Choad

Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel

Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!

by Mikesheets18 January 13, 2009

chads

A word used to describe the stereotypical Frat Boy. Derived from Kappa Kappa chad. Spelled with the intentional lower case "c" to highlight the negativity associated with most chads.

"Shit, who let the chads in?"

"I almost ran over a chad today!"
"Shucks, almost?"

by Andrew Ezekiel Michael French December 31, 2007

choadman

A man whose bodily shape causes anyone who sees him to think of a choad

Hey, check out that choadman over there, what a choad.

by The choader February 3, 2003