choade

(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus

Keep your choade clean

by Diggs May 13, 2005

depeche choad

A person who is goth beyond all recognition, for years and years, and whose personality is blotted out by the everpresent desire not to be seen as the individual they are, but just as "goth freak." Instead of here comes Kristen, it's here comes some goth freak.

Where is Randy?

Oh, he's at the Bauhaus reunion concert with that 37-year-old depeche choad he knows.

by Frank and Melissa August 30, 2006

choad sucker

someone who sucks a penis wider than it is long

she's a choad sucker

by nick rocco January 28, 2003

choda

Penis that is the same length as width. Usually very stubby.

The man had a sick looking choda so he couldn't masturbate.

by sweatyturtle19 + Hairyaszclown May 1, 2003

Choad

A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.

PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...

by Diarrhea Mouth February 23, 2008

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

choda

When your dick is wider than it is long

My choda is really fat

by Unknown June 11, 2006