Chinese rub

The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.

Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.

by alexdude91 September 03, 2008

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 03, 2020

Chinese Market

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.

I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there

by Captains knot October 17, 2018

Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.

“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”

by TheGiant20 May 14, 2018

chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower

Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016

chinese diver

Taking a shit with absolutely no splash

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.

by The harse September 01, 2014