chezlo

a girl creature who cranks the roosevelt during those lovely dorky band practices while drinking frequent jones.

you say:what are you doing? you should be playing music?
they say:sorry i just pulled a chezlo.

by hobo jammy November 6, 2007

cellous

Callously careless cell phone usage

Cellous talk is cheap, but money buys the airtime.

by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

Celloops

Having to return to work or home because you have forgotten your cell phone. Pronounced: "cell" "oops." Used to express frustration at having to retrace your steps to get your cell. Say "celloops" in place of a curse word.

Celloops, I'm going to be late again.

by JAGNYC December 31, 2009

cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)

That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

or

The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy

by thesalad June 12, 2011

chelkonas

just a word, can be used in the place of any word(s) in a sentence

OW! I hurt my chelkonas!

by emilybiz October 31, 2011

chellspecker

A category of new spell-checkers notably on the Android OS which has a very liberal word replacement policy combined with a smaller on-screen keyboard and normal size fingers which results in the backspacing and correcting of almost every single word typed.

Bob: "Man, every text message I type I have to type and retype and read and re-read before I send because my awesome Android OS seems to want to rewrite my text at random."

John: "Have you tried to recalibrate your onscreen keyboard with the 'quick brown fox....' thingy"?

Bob: "Yup, I'm hatin on this DogGamn chellspecker!"

by The Beezle October 10, 2011