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The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020
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Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”
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chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?
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Chalk lips

When the kick streamer “Cuffem”s lips become white from being a gorilla.
Hey Cuffem its time to wipe your chalk lips.
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Chalked up

Chalked up is a term used to say that one is higher than shit on cocaine
Benny: Are you chalked up again man
Alex: Hell yeah nigga
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Chalk

Chalk is A Long Schlong With A Sharp Point
Troy Does not have a Chalk
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Chalk

When someone is dry and or is not being cool
Edgar is always being chalk
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