carpe panem

A Latin Root, to SEIZE THE BREAD

"Lets name our clan "Carpe Panem" because we seize the bread."

by ofernai June 15, 2020

Carpetland

A place of business which, despite its idyllic moniker, is staffed by many completely inept annoying passive-aggressive assholes, is open for way too many hours per day, and is basically just fucking Hell on Earth. A Carpetland employee is usually characterized by a complete lack of product knowledge, an inability to relate to other people in a way which is friendly or kind.

"I thought about going to Carpetland, but then I remembered my last visit there; I would rather have red-hot needles jabbed through my eyes and a red hot poker stuck up my ass."
"Man, I went to Carpetland, and the people were complete assholes. FUCK that place!"

by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020

Red carpet moment

When a woman has a moment of pure rage caused by her menstrual cycle.

Angie had a red carpet moment when I left the toilet seat up

by nyjyrk January 17, 2010

College carpet bomb

When you're riding reverse cowgirl, leave a stink trail on there pubis.

I gave your father a proper college carpet bomb last night.

by DonkeyMuff April 2, 2021

weird_carpet_stain

A trans idiot who is one of my best friends and has over 1000 followers on tiktok

Oh yeah! I know weird_carpet_stain! They’re one of my best friends!

by Reddie is musty June 30, 2021

tripping on the carpet

When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.

Man that pussy was tight. Bitches got me tripping on the carpet.

by Stampa October 23, 2015

sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021